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You can get a lot done in under 10,000 days and I did. I was a genius, (at age 11 I tested collegiate level in 21 of 22 categories and beat the regional Chess Champion - a 40 year old man - handily.) Well, along with this face, it all made life pretty easy.

Look as long as we're on the subject of ME, did I mention I was a star athlete? Throw a football out there - anywhere - and I could go up and get it with my large, sticky hands. FRESHMAN YEAR: Football - 2 interceptions, first HALF of first game. Tennis Team - Varsity MVP.  Swimming - STATE CHAMPION. That's a RING. Eventually the Male Nomineee for class president and voted "Best Looking". THAT kinda special. Ok?

But then, and when isn't there always a "but" showing up with a life as perfect as mine, I died. I HATE when that happens! At first it was like, oh an overdose, hide in the shame. Well, maybe not so quick Sherlock. I have people. They stuck it to Paul Ryan's team and walked off with $6 Billion to exact revenge on my muderer. What is his name? How do you know it's a he? The proper nomenclature is "Opioid Epidemic".

Life is great now. I leveraged my face and became a spokesperson of what NOT to do. Like don't get injured when you are 15 and get percsibed Opioids with a side of predisposition to addiction. Oops.

Ok, "dug" me, whatev. You seem moody enough today. Try being dead - it's no picnic. Here's my message - and it's for everyone: I just got rolled by the plague of our generation. Number One Bro - 70,000 dead a year - and mostly good looking young people! It's not "POLIO" Einstein and we DO NOT need your damn money for research. Oy...out of room...==>

The Message is: If you are already addicted, good luck with that, you are seriously going to need it with less than a 2% survival rate. I'm not talking to you or holding out any hope for you. 

FOR EVERYONE ELSE in the USA,  

                    W A K E  U P!  

How? THE SIMPLE SOLUTION: (To prevent the next 70,000 dead who are now just in 7th grade). Spend $50M to $100M of the bi-partisan $6B we just floated (Oh, it's there https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/372759-budget-deal-includes-6-billion-to-fight-opioid-abuse ) to Negatively Brand Opioids. HAMMER IT. When pop culture itself claims "OPIOIDS beats HITLER and AIDS for #1 WORST" - Well hey then, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. Suggestion box: Secretary DeVoss - needs to be core curriculum. So - did I live in vain? YOU tell ME...